Daily Exposure: Deeper Thinking

 I have thought deeper and deeper about the human voice, and how it symbolizes that people are more afraid to speak out

Flifferhuzza

I have a new pet called a flifferhuzza. A flirtatious is the combination of a cobra, a piranha, a lynx, and a falcon. I've been told that it is an extremely dangerous creature that is illegal for ownership in every U.S. state, except Texas. In Texas, it is mandatory to own a flifferhuzza to defend yourself against burglars. Once it is purchased, it will be nice to only the people it regularly lives with. Don't resell it, it always eats its new owner. It has one owner and will always have one owner. I will immediately love you, bit you still have to treat them nice, or they will kill you. Personally, I think flifferhuzza should never be near any family, I want the petition for Texas to ban flifferhuzzas.

 Difficult Conversation

Michael is trying to ask his dad about how to get a girlfriend.

Michael: Dad, can I talk to you about something?

Dad: Sure.

Michael: It's about that girl Molly.

Dad: Say no more, you want to ask her out, don't you?

Michael: Yeah, how did you know?

Dad: Because I was your age once, and I asked my dad the same thing and what he told me worked for me.

Michael: What did he say?

Dad: He said to start out as friends and build a relationship from there. Rushing into things makes it to obvious that you like them, I know you only met Molly a few days ago, so asking her out would be weird, just act cool and be friends with her first.

Michael: Thanks Dad, I'll just take it slow and start off just getting to know her.

Dad: Thatta boy.

More Goals for English

    I hope to continue with improving on my writing skills, because that has become the main part of my curriculum in English.

Adora Svitak

    What Svitak meant in her argument was that even kids have intelligence and adults make stupid decisions in life. Her point was that even adults need and children can help them.She knew what she was talking about, and people seemed to agree with her because they know she's right. She seems smarter than some of the richest and most powerful men in the world.

Need a Roommate

Looking for a roommate
This roommate can be a nice guy to hang out with.
But he must respect the property, split the rent, and clean up after himself.
I can respect his privacy as long as he respects mine.
I have no problem with pets in the apartment.
If interested contact Zack Cross.
Upper East Side, Manhattan, NY

Life of a Baseball

 Dear Diary,

    Why? Why must I have perpetual agony every time someone decides it's fun through me into something or hit me with a ball? These barbaric people don't realize being hit with a bat is so painful that I pass out with one swing. Being thrown into a glove is painful, but not like going out of the park. Going out is what killed my cousin and tore a part of my skin. This is not what I hoped to do for my life, even a toilet doesn't have as much pain as me. One day I'll break and no one can play me and life leathery rubbery ads off when they cry about me.These people will one day see that things they use for fun are only expendable and they will their greedy ways. I hope it doesn't take long now.